another thing from a chain msg.
omg.so funny luh..haha :D
have a gudd laff too
Before the marriage:
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom to the top !!!!
another chain msg.lols
Teacher : History is a very interesting subject. It tells youabout what had happened in the past.
Student : Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher : Why?
Student : There is no future in it
............. ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .........
.Teacher : Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6,how much would your father still have?
Ted : $10.
Teacher : You don't know maths.
Ted : You don't know my father!
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... .................. ........
Mother : David, come here.
David : Yes, mum?
Mother : You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David : But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother : I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, soI am scolding you now............. ......... ......... ......... ......... .................. ........
Father : Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son : On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father : So?
Son : On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said6+2=8. If she can't make up her mind, how do Iknow the right answer?
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... .................. ........
A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter werewatching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash ofbreaking plates, then complete silence. The daughter turned to look ather father.
Daughter : It's mummy!
Father : How do you know?
Daughter : She didn't say anything
............. ......... ......... ......... ......... .................. ........
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --
Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --
Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.
------------ --------- --------- --------- ---
Teacher : Simon, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the sameas your brother's. Did u copy his?
Simon : No, teacher, it's the same dog!
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --
Father : Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son : That's why I say she's no good!
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --
Teacher: 'Where were u born?'
Student: ' Singapore , Sir.'
Teacher: 'Which part?'
Student: 'All of me, Sir.'
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
A teacher was asking her class: 'What is the difference between'unlawful' and 'illegal'?'
Only one hand shot up. 'Ok, answer, Joan'said the teacher.
''unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn'tallow and 'illegal' is a sick eagle.'
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ---
Teacher: 'How come you do not comb your hair?
'Ah Kow: 'No comb, Sir.'
Teacher: 'Use your dad's then.'
Ah Kow: 'No hair, Sir.'
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
A boy came home from school with his exam results.
'What did u get?' asked his father.'
My marks are under water,' said the boy.
'What do u mean 'under water'?'
'They are all below 'C' (sea) level'
haha :D
omg.so funny luh..haha :D
have a gudd laff too
Before the marriage:
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom to the top !!!!
another chain msg.lols
Teacher : History is a very interesting subject. It tells youabout what had happened in the past.
Student : Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher : Why?
Student : There is no future in it
............. ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .........
.Teacher : Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6,how much would your father still have?
Ted : $10.
Teacher : You don't know maths.
Ted : You don't know my father!
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... .................. ........
Mother : David, come here.
David : Yes, mum?
Mother : You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David : But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother : I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, soI am scolding you now............. ......... ......... ......... ......... .................. ........
Father : Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son : On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father : So?
Son : On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said6+2=8. If she can't make up her mind, how do Iknow the right answer?
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... .................. ........
A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter werewatching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash ofbreaking plates, then complete silence. The daughter turned to look ather father.
Daughter : It's mummy!
Father : How do you know?
Daughter : She didn't say anything
............. ......... ......... ......... ......... .................. ........
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --
Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --
Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.
------------ --------- --------- --------- ---
Teacher : Simon, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the sameas your brother's. Did u copy his?
Simon : No, teacher, it's the same dog!
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --
Father : Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son : That's why I say she's no good!
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --
Teacher: 'Where were u born?'
Student: ' Singapore , Sir.'
Teacher: 'Which part?'
Student: 'All of me, Sir.'
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
A teacher was asking her class: 'What is the difference between'unlawful' and 'illegal'?'
Only one hand shot up. 'Ok, answer, Joan'said the teacher.
''unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn'tallow and 'illegal' is a sick eagle.'
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ---
Teacher: 'How come you do not comb your hair?
'Ah Kow: 'No comb, Sir.'
Teacher: 'Use your dad's then.'
Ah Kow: 'No hair, Sir.'
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
A boy came home from school with his exam results.
'What did u get?' asked his father.'
My marks are under water,' said the boy.
'What do u mean 'under water'?'
'They are all below 'C' (sea) level'
haha :D
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